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10 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

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Tickle your students’ funny bones this week with some perfectly timed Thanksgiving jokes.  They are kid-friendly and teacher (and mom!) approved.  Do you have a favorite Thanksgiving joke that you share with your children?  Share it with us below!

10 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

 

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

I’m stuffed!

 

Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

 

What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Your nose!

 

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather.

 

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter G.

 

Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

He was stuffed.

 

What type of key is most popular on Thanksgiving?

The turkey.

 

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

 

What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Fowl balls.

 

Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Not if you’re the turkey!

 

 

Share your favorite kid-friendly Thanksgiving joke with us below!


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8 comments
Gloria Wilson
Gloria Wilson

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? quack, quack, quack

Gloria Wilson
Gloria Wilson

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A turkey

Rhonda P.
Rhonda P.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense? (I'll tell you at Christmas!) - just kidding y'all!

Rhonda P.
Rhonda P.

What's a turkey's favorite song? ("I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas")

Rhonda P.
Rhonda P.

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? (in the dictionary)

Rhonda P.
Rhonda P.

Why did the turkey play drums in his band? (Because he already had the drumsticks!)

Rhonda P.
Rhonda P.

What's the best thing to put into pumpkin pie! (your teeth)