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November 19, 2012

10 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Written By: Brandi Jordan
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10 Kid-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes - ReallyGoodTeachers.com

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Tickle your students’ funny bones this week with some perfectly timed Thanksgiving jokes.  They are kid-friendly and teacher (and mom!) approved.  Do you have a favorite Thanksgiving joke that you share with your children?  Share it with us below!

Turkey-rific Jokes for Kids

 

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

I’m stuffed!

 

Why was the turkey arrested?

It was suspected of fowl play.

 

What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Your nose!

 

What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Fowl weather.

 

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter G.

 

Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert?

He was stuffed.

 

What type of key is most popular on Thanksgiving?

The turkey.

 

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

 

What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Fowl balls.

 

Are turkey leftovers good for your health?

Not if you’re the turkey!

 

What are some of your favorite kid-friendly Thanksgiving jokes? Share them with us on the Really Good Teachers forums or in the comments below!

10 Kid-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes - ReallyGoodTeachers.com
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  • Gloria Wilson
    November 27, 2012

    What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? quack, quack, quack

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  • Gloria Wilson
    November 27, 2012

    What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A turkey

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  • Rhonda P.
    November 21, 2012

    How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

    (I’ll tell you at Christmas!) – just kidding y’all!

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  • Rhonda P.
    November 21, 2012

    What’s a turkey’s favorite song?

    (“I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas”)

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  • Rhonda P.
    November 21, 2012

    When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    (in the dictionary)

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  • Rhonda P.
    November 21, 2012

    Why did the turkey play drums in his band?

    (Because he already had the drumsticks!)

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  • Rhonda P.
    November 21, 2012

    What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie!

    (your teeth)

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  • Jen with Simply Kinder
    November 20, 2012

    Thanks so much. My kinders will enjoy these tomorrow! =)

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