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December 7, 2012

Winter Jokes for Kids

Written By: Brandi Jordan
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Winter Jokes for Kids

Break out the giggles with some kid-friendly winter jokes that are sure to make your students smile.

Winter Jokes for Kids of All Ages

 

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?

A Frosty

 

What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?

A pineapple

 

What type of diet did the snowman go on?

The Meltdown Diet

 

What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Frosted Snowflakes

 

What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?

The letter D

 

What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

Snow

 

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Because he liked cool music.

 

What’s brown and sneaks around the kitchen?

Mince spies

 

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

 

What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

He got 12 months.

 

 

What are some of your favorite kid-friendly winter or holiday jokes?  Share them with us below!

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
    A. Comet.

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. Why does Santa have three gardens ?
    A. So he can go HOE HOE HOE.

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. Why was Santa’s helper depressed?
    A. He had low ELF-esteem.

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?
    A. Santa snores!

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
    A. “Fleece Avoided.”

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
    A. North Polish.

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  • Beth Wilson
    December 10, 2012

    Q. Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?
    A. Santa walking backwards!

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