20 Kid-Friendly Jokes for the New School Year
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Pole
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was always on the deck.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A trash truck
Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid
Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q: What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean?
A: A title wave
Q: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was two-tired
Q: What did the mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
A: That’s Nacho Cheese!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Q: Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
A: Because it had ticks
Q: Which is faster – heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick
Q: Why was the math book always worried?
A: Because it had so many problems
Q: Why did the robber take a shower?
A: So it would be a clean getaway
Q: Why did the chicken go to jail?
A: Because he was using fowl language
Q: What has two legs but can’t walk?
A: A pair of pants
Q: Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A: A ruler
Q: Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
A: A leek
Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Q: Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
A: Because he had bad stable manners