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January 23, 2013

20 Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

Written By: Brandi Jordan
X 20 Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

20 Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Love and laughter go hand-in-hand, so it is no surprise that kids love Valentine’s Day jokes.  If you want to make your children chuckle, take a look at some of the cute and kid-friendly jokes below.  They are sure to bring a smile to their faces!

Teacher-Approved Valentine’s Day Jokes and Riddles


What did the baker say to his sweetheart?

I’m dough-nuts about you!


What did the stamp say to the envelope?

I’m stuck on you.


What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?



What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?

You’re purr-fect.


What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

I love you a ton.


What kind of flowers do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?



Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Arthur who?

Arthur any chocolates left for me?


What do you call two birds in love?



What did one monster say to the other monster?

Be my Valen-slime!


What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

You mean a great dill to me.


What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses


What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Owl be yours!


What did the boy octopus say to his sweetheart?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.


What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Let me count the ways I love you.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Peas who?

Peas be my Valentine!


What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

His ghoul-friend


What did the paperclip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.


How do we know that skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Because they’re very scent-imental


What is it called when fish fall in love?



What did one piece of string say to the other?

Be my Valen-twine.



What are some of your favorite kid-friendly jokes for Valentine’s Day?  Share them with us in the comments below!

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