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October 6, 2016

25 Kid-Friendly Jokes for Halloween

Written By: Brandi Jordan
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25 Kid-Friendly Halloween Jokes - Halloween Jokes for Kids

Looking for some kid-friendly jokes to bring smiles to your children’s faces on Halloween?  Check out the 25 kid-friendly Halloween jokes below.  They are the perfect mix of completely-corny and simply-silly jokes that your students will just eat up!

Halloween Jokes for Kids

  • What does a skeleton order for dinner?
    • Spare ribs.

 

  • Why couldn’t the ghost see his mom and dad?
    • Because they were trans-parent.

 

  • What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
    • Ice Scream.

 

  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    • Spelling.

 

  • Which monster is the best dance partner?
    • The Boogie Man.

     

  • Where does a witch park her vehicle?
    • In the broom closet.

     

  • What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play on the playground?
    • Hide and Shriek.

     

  • How do monsters tell their future?
    • They read their horrorscopes.

     

  • What type of pie do ghost’s like?
    • Boo-berry Pie.

     

  • What do you do if you like Dracula?
    • You join his fang club.

     

  • What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?
    • Necktarines.

     

  • What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
    • Lots of blood tests.

     

  • What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
    • The living room.

     

  • Where do ghosts go for a swim?
    • The Dead Sea.

     

  • What makes a skeleton laugh?
    • When something tickles his funny bone.

     

  • What does Dracula play baseball with?
    • A Vampire Bat.

     

  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    • Frostbite.

     

  • Who did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
    • His mummy.

     

  • If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will.  What am I?
    • An onion.

     

  • Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    • To get to the body shop.

     

  • Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
    • Because he was a pain in the neck.

     

  • Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
    • Because he only had one pupil.

     

  • What do witches get at hotels?
    • Broom service.

     

  • What do birds do on Halloween?
    • They go trick or tweeting.

     

  • Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
    • She had to go to her broom.

     

Do you have a favorite kid-friendly Halloween joke?  Share it with us below!

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