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October 6, 2016

25 Kid-Friendly Jokes for Halloween

Written By: Brandi Jordan
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25 Kid-Friendly Halloween Jokes - Halloween Jokes for Kids

Looking for some kid-friendly jokes to bring smiles to your children’s faces on Halloween?  Check out the 25 kid-friendly Halloween jokes below.  They are the perfect mix of completely-corny and simply-silly jokes that your students will just eat up!

Halloween Jokes for Kids

  • What does a skeleton order for dinner?
    • Spare ribs.


  • Why couldn’t the ghost see his mom and dad?
    • Because they were trans-parent.


  • What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
    • Ice Scream.


  • What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    • Spelling.


  • Which monster is the best dance partner?
    • The Boogie Man.


  • Where does a witch park her vehicle?
    • In the broom closet.


  • What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play on the playground?
    • Hide and Shriek.


  • How do monsters tell their future?
    • They read their horrorscopes.


  • What type of pie do ghost’s like?
    • Boo-berry Pie.


  • What do you do if you like Dracula?
    • You join his fang club.


  • What’s Dracula’s favorite fruit?
    • Necktarines.


  • What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
    • Lots of blood tests.


  • What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
    • The living room.


  • Where do ghosts go for a swim?
    • The Dead Sea.


  • What makes a skeleton laugh?
    • When something tickles his funny bone.


  • What does Dracula play baseball with?
    • A Vampire Bat.


  • What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    • Frostbite.


  • Who did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
    • His mummy.


  • If you peel my skin off, I won’t cry, but you will.  What am I?
    • An onion.


  • Why did the skeleton cross the road?
    • To get to the body shop.


  • Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
    • Because he was a pain in the neck.


  • Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
    • Because he only had one pupil.


  • What do witches get at hotels?
    • Broom service.


  • What do birds do on Halloween?
    • They go trick or tweeting.


  • Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
    • She had to go to her broom.


Do you have a favorite kid-friendly Halloween joke?  Share it with us below!


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